In the 10th grade, I begged my dad for weeks to let me stay home from school on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t want to see everyone have presents and I not get shit. He forced me to go to school. I was So sad literally up until 3rd period. I was sitting when the door knocked -
I mean. There's no reason I would get one but I have been secretly hoping @KimKardashian would send me one of those chocolate hearts with perfume in it so I could bust it open with a tiny mallet. ❤️🤷🏼♀️💜
Over the years, I’ve witnessed the courage of athletes in Olympic Games but I’ve never seen greater Olympic courage than that shown by our women gymnasts in the courtroom in Lansing, Michigan.
My friends character ranking would have to be:
-Joey
-Phoebe
-Rachel
-Chandler
-Literally every other secondary character
-The couch they sat on in central perk
-The glass of fat Joey accidentally drank one episode
-Monica and Ross Geller tied for dead last
Stranger: are you in dphie?
Me: unicorns might be ~in~ but we’ve had those puppies claimed since 1917. my tears fertilize the soil to grow lovely purple irises. i’m color blind to anything not royal purple or pure gold. my favorite coinage are DIMES. https://t.co/TaWuZqBpje
I want a Netflix documentary on how some of y'all have been in college 6 years, switched your major 11 times, go to 36 music festivals AND take 3 tropical vacations every year.
"A new day is on the horizon, and when that new day finally dawns, it will be because of a lot of magnificent women and some pretty phenomenal men fighting hard to make sure they become the leaders that take us to the time when nobody ever has to say #MeToo again." —@Oprah ✊🏾
@dreaasays I could have told you this. Did you forget I’m Barbra’s biggest fan? She’s also in that small group that have won an Emmy, Oscar, Tony & Grammy. #babs