gabby d

cookin' with the sauce

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

it shouldnt even be possible to be this funny LMFAOOOOO

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

On my flight back to DC both pilots are women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term “cockpit,” was appropriate. We decided to call it a “clitpit,” which also makes it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

this is @AbbyWambach explaining to us how the offside rule
has changed as if we understood the first offside rule

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Newt year newt me (salamander hyperfixation era)

[clintoris @clintoris]

Am I inherently evil to my core or just a little dehydrated

[brooke @ladyefron]

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.

[Leo Shane III @LeoShane]

Military sexual harassment will be a crime under new White House executive order https://t.co/o4Gsw8smhn

[rocky love @tequilacowgirl]

posted the “what are my red flags” thing on instagram and not a single person replied. just as i suspected, i am perfect.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

living alone is fantastic until some fucking monster doesn’t fill the brita and it’s you. it’s all you. you’re the monster.

[brooke @ladyefron]

Hey sorry I’m not answering your texts I’m completely booked for the day

[Chérie la Pauvre @CheriePauvre]

i have faced more peer pressure to drink oat milk than to do drugs

[fabi @fabicauseway]

me and who

[Big Back Mack @BigOrangeMack]

Meanwhile on TikTok 😂

[gabby d @gabbeedee]

@brennacurvey As someone who just drove from NYC to FL to TX with 2 unhappy cats, I can confirm that the answer is yes

[jite @JlTEAGEGE]

me watching my own ig story:
wow, she’s so cool and cute and fun