Gab

We got business motherfucker?

[𝔎𝔞𝔶🎏 @livinherdestiny]

This gone be my spoiled ass lol https://t.co/rKtC5CNIVp

[Maryam 🦢 @maryamhaidar_]

A Muslim woman wears a hijab, she’s called a terrorist, a Muslim man grows out his beard, he’s a terrorist. A white girl and her white boyfriend bring guns to school and they’re an icon and encouraged. Man, I hate this society. https://t.co/MyqqsZDikZ

[Brandon H @brandon_r_horan]

Overheard in a shop:

Man: Didn’t want to disturb you when u were on the phone but u are in the US now. Speak English.

Woman: Excuse me?

M: If u want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. Here we speak English.

W: I spoke Navajo. If u want to speak English, go back to England.

[Tanjiro Kamado @Kool_Mo_B]

Bruh... i am crying

[Hana Malik @withintheraw]

I’m 21 and Muslim. I’ve never even come close to seeing a gun in person. I’ve never touched a gun, far away understand any of the technical elements this 4 year old boy has mastered. But I’m the terrorist because I’m Muslim. And this boy is adorable because he’s white. https://t.co/LLPF5IPauo

[patrick fantastique @p4tte]

Gamlingar: usch den här generationen är så dum
Också gamlingar:

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top

drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out

[ana ψ @nckmillr]

from “yes sir, i’ll bring her home by 7pm” to “your daughter calls me daddy too”

[mel @anemicfatty]

me at 6 y/o: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math

me at 18 y/o: illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 6+8

[Torment Ndhlovu @Tormentn]

Knowledge is power... Share.

[Tiegan @tiegankenny]

Why do Americans always refer to Europe as one whole country? “When I went to Europe” like where did you go , Venice or crumlin?

[caramel marijuana @thenotoriouscma]

what men see when they say they like women who don’t wear make up:

what women see:

[ren @mixtaes]

this is literally the best opening scene in brooklyn nine nine i am absolutely losing my shit

[Sam-Rae🖤 @LoveSarae]

“FuCk Me AnD mY uNeVeN bRoWs” https://t.co/y7JLSq6NBZ

[jessica ♋︎ @jaynicoleriv]

sis i think you just did something https://t.co/JSEj75rQ5d