Gabriella

[Swan @AndySwan]

League meeting to determine what the first word in the league name means

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Genuinely fucking insane jewelry ad I just got on Instagram

[𝓓𝓻. 𝓡𝓸𝓬𝓴𝔂 𝓞𝓼𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓷 🤘🏽🏈🏉🧡🌴🌈 @rockyknowsbest]

Ticket prices for Ohio State at Texas.

[martha @mxmsworld]

On top of all crises we have this

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients https://t.co/XRCwjF6oJR

[Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸 @TraditionSarah]

I love this picture so much.

Keep America family focused. 🤍

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

Sharing on behalf of concerned friends and family:

30 year-old Madeline Avillion mysteriously disappeared on the 1800 block of Belmont Road NW in Adams Morgan/Washington DC on early Friday morning.

No one has been able to reach her. DC Police are now investigating. Please share the flyer below!

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Friday nights in your 30s aren’t the same.

Trying to get the boys together be like:

“Can’t, hanging with the girlfriend.”

“Out in the Hamptons this weekend.”

“Bro I’m cooked from work.”

“Got another Hinge date.”

Meanwhile at 23:

“Pregame at 8?”

Having zero plans where to go yet turning into an amazing night out that you still talk about today…

Don’t miss out on these nights!

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

crackers with cheese :)

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

It's almost hilarious because I can guarantee you she's a self-proclaimed feminist, yet she's wearing a shirt demanding more rights for men lol

The definition of insufferable:

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

One month from today, college football will be back once again.

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

It will never be okay for biological men to share locker rooms and bathrooms with girls and women. If you are okay with that you are a sick minded individual.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

10 years ago today, The Chainsmokers and Halsey released ‘Closer.’

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

closure is a myth. he treated you like shit bc he hated you.

case closed

[cigarette @yolotruther]

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

[mia @miakanaiko]

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Day 1 of being a wife guy in NYC:

8:00 AM — Walking to get matcha.
8:02 AM — Wifey points at the guy still wearing sunglasses from last night.
8:03 AM — We both silently judge him.
8:04 AM — Realize that used to be me every Saturday.
10:30 AM — Random Farmers market.
11:30 AM — Gym session
1:00 PM — “Let’s just walk.” (7.4 miles later…)
5:00 PM — Target against my will.
7:00 PM — Dinner in west village.
9:30 PM — In bed, very happy

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

50 days from right now…