Gabby Greer

eat. sleep. fart.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

The seat has come completely off my toilet, so really everyday is an adventure.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

A customer just asked me if a shirt was ambidextrous.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Garcia on criminal minds is the Paula Tucker Turner of the BAU.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Can’t stand podcasters that don’t understand breath support.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

@ATT is trash.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Reba is the new kfc spokesperson???

[Cheish @TheCheish]

My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

They finally added ER to Hulu. I’ve been waiting YEARS.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Sent my name and pictures of myself to the wrong number. This is how I die.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Why does the sugar bowl have to be in New Orleans when I am??? I don’t wanna share the city with da sportsers.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Boy oh boy is there a difference in Texas and Louisiana road quality. I keep hitting my head on the roof of this van.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

How do you have a degree in graphic design and my self taught friends are better than you?

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Don’t make me come in to take a staff photo on my day off and make me wait 30 minutes.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

WHY DO MEN THINK HITTING ON WOMEN IN A WALMART PARKING LOT AT NIGHT IS A GOOD IDEA????

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

I’m pretty sure if you drive a Toyota Corolla you’re required to have a dent on the bumper.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Let Pitch Perfect die.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

AMEN https://t.co/dVkHL5hcV9

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

Got terrified someone was in the house. Nope. Just my eyelashes hitting my glasses.

[Gabby Greer @gabbsgreer]

IT’S SNOWING.