gabby ❤️😡

hey hi hello | she/her | cattle enthusiast

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Today the dentist told me that if I drink Coca Cola, I should drink it super fast to cause less decay. I understood that as I should be chugging my rum and cokes and not sipping on them. No need to tell me twice

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

The reason I have anxiety is because my programmer programmed me wrong.

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

The only car ride game that should be played in MN is counting the number of Kris Lindahl signs you see.

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

the feminine urge to shake my ass

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Quack 🦆 quack 🦆 panic attack 🤡

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

I don’t like ooey gooey emotions because they are ewwy ewwy 🤢

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

PSA for everyone who has dogs - ask if it is okay for your dog to approach another dog.

PSA for everyone - ask if it is okay to approach/pet someone else’s dog.

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Me: I want a boyfriend
Also me to two guys in one week: yeah so this isn’t working for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who needs to take a break from certain people because of their constant negativity.

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

@intravertoverit I’ll make you an exception 🥰💞

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

The only time it is acceptable to talk during a movie is if all parties have seen it or if I’m talking. Other than that shut up

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

If I see another text box in excel I swear to god I’m throwing my laptop out the window.

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

I have been insulted a lot but the worst is a random man came up to me and didn't think I could handle four blue moons. Gtfo

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Simmering in my sins

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

@maddeduret I feel this in my bones

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

DayQuil tastes like vodka Red Bull

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Honestly, fuck Utah

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

@CaitlinHuble You can’t be a past lover because your my forever lover 😍😍

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Since Saturday, I have seen ~10 tarot tiktoks. All have been very similar and telling me my past love is coming back and they are my twin flame.

I deleted tiktok because I DO NOT need that toxic energy.

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Honestly, a walk in cooler would be pretty dope. Those were great crying spots

[gabby ❤️😡 @gabbssand]

Someone asked me what I do for fun and all I could think of was: excel, hanging out with my cat, and true crime documentaries.

For anyone asking, I’m still an 80 year old.