Gab Tucker

i like naps, oh and cats
RN, BSN 👩‍⚕️

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

Do all PF bathrooms smell like cream cheese or just the one I go to?

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

@whitneyvaleri Lmao I just looked it up I love that show!

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

You heard it here first: dating app for ppl obsessed with the gym. You put in your "home gym" and then can try out other gyms with hotties in the area as a date, it's a win for the gyms and the singles. Call it gymdate?

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

@speroTHEhero19 Yesss I like swolemate better!! Let's make it happen

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

When the fart is a shart

[Snide ™ @BIGSNIDE]

Tyler at the DCU center? 🥴🤔

[Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome @thatrllytallkid]

Don’t exactly wanna do stuff but don’t exactly wanna not do stuff either

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

I was having a bad day today then I saw this, look at this derp

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

I've gone 24 years thinking affidavit was actually "act of david", am I the only one?

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

@jacquiomanning @Julz_Mcmahon Rabbits live a long life and actually require a lot of work and attention, but overall make great pets for small apartments. I've had mine for 6 years and she will probably live another 4-6 😊

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?

Cashier: 15 bottles of vodka? That should do it.

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

My biggest flaw is drunk online shopping

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

You guys ever think about how many potatoes you've eaten in your life time...

[. @SuiNeltwork]

mickey has sex every day

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Gab Tucker @gabbtucker]

Some Russian from moscow tried to get into my account and over that time I had fire tweets but I forget them so the world will never know what I was willing to share d/t the Russians