Gabrielle Sinclair

[Gabrielle Sinclair @gabbxsinclair]

Alll the way down, begins an epic saga of how to get pregnant for the 10th time. #gishwhes #gankinggishlexics #gishwhes2017

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"PREGGO10: A Profound Guide to Best Practices For Getting Knocked up for the 10th Time" - a helpful essay by Gabrielle Sinclair #gishwhes

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And just as the baby is the final piece in this sticky 10th pregnancy puzzle, the title of this essay also arrives last. #gishwhes #10thtime

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Scroll down all the way to the beginning to discover how to get pregnant for the tenth time! #gishwhes #item181

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Stay calm. You got this. Remember - getting pregnant for the 10th time is a beautiful, strange, magical, only slightly horrifying thing.

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all are better when dunked in something, and you can never have enough. They’re like One-a-Days, but you can’t get enough.

[Gabrielle Sinclair @gabbxsinclair]

spaghetti monster war to come, I hear you, I see you, and I get you.
Just believe me on the gods thing. They come in various flavors,

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with arrows that are humans for the spread of a niche cthulu/conservative presbyterianism fusion religion across the globe for the great

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And hey, if it’s just that you’re really eager to get one player closer to having a full soccer team, or are steadily filling your quiver

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and I will celebrate with you.

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to where you need them to be, which is here. It’s not a silly funny thing. It’s real. I get it. And I am rooting for you,

[Gabrielle Sinclair @gabbxsinclair]

drinking the right amount of narwal juice. You see yourself as the conduit through which they travel from where they are now,

[Gabrielle Sinclair @gabbxsinclair]

outline almost - feel the absence at the dining room table - then it’s not really a matter of getting all the pieces in the right order, or

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is meant to be in the world, it doesn’t matter if that kid is the first or the tenth. If it’s a panging longing, so hard you can see their

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So here’s how you do it. You set aside the possibility that you might not get pregnant a tenth time. When there’s a little person you know

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IDIOT. That’s NOT A LITERAL THING. He’s a successful economist now in Canada I think.

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“As how only a tree can be a tree. Only women can make a baby. And only a man can turn bread into flesh & wine into blood.” Not THE SAME,

[Gabrielle Sinclair @gabbxsinclair]

named Corey once told me very flatly and without irony was the reason why women literally cannot physically be priests:

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and amazing to know no dudes will ever know what it’s like. Which is exciting and funny, and what a Russian orthodox Catholic guy I knew

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hat you are a walking nebula, that a star is being born inside you. You are crafting the elements of life inside you. It's no small thing -