Gabriela Ortega

I trust SpongeBob more than I trust most people 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@gio_juar Home address fosho

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

If you watch SpongeBob without reciting every other line, you’re watching it wrong. Period.

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

For Lent I’m just giving up

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@lameeoooo Omg girl FR!!!😂😂😂

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@joelinterrupted Disrespect me again.

[🗡 @joelinterrupted]

no gaslighting at the breakfast table

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

When your favorite goldfish pulls a Nemo but he doesn’t bring a pebble into the filter with him 😭
#RIPmickeyrooney

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@sciolydan HATE the pun, LOVE the furnishing 😂

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@Melzie9828

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@sciolydan I told you I wasn't exaggerating!!! 🤯

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

Distance is really out here...making my heart grow fond or sum like that 😭❤

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

Life Rule #4298:
Take your time walking up the stairs when you're rushing. You WILL fall down and you WILL have a worse day.

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

ExTrA cReDit DoEsn'T ExiSt iN colLeGe 😐👏🏻 please.

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@gio_juar In person at least 20 times you fakey snakey

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@gio_juar BOOOOO he unoriginal!!!!

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@joelowry13 ...I read this "M.C.R is back"

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

@gio_juar As you should

[Gabriela Ortega @gabby10500]

What's college like?
Let's just say I've never seen more birkenstocks and hydroflasks in the same place