Gabby Abrams

Optimist. Feminist. Lover of food and generally silly individual.
she/her pronouns.

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

@RocktheStageNYC @FKNFairyPrinces @AJA_Cortes I'm sure the data you didn't cite is /totally/ there.
Good thing we don't dye our hair looking for a mate. If misogynistic pseudo-psychologists like you and the op find beautiful hair colors a deterrent, I'm going to the salon immediately.

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

Me: "What's up?"

10yr old: "I'm bored."

Me: "Isn't it exciting just being alive?"

-long, thoughtful pause-

10yr old: "No."

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

Me, walking to the greenroom to quiet our 10 yr old actor:

"I can hear you whisper yelling 'tax exemptions' all the way backstage!"

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

The scrawny 10 yr old on this show and me chatting

Me: You should watch The Lion King

10yr: I know! It's on my bucket list with riding a unicycle and gaining weight

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

The 10yr old in this show: "I'll be Sauron"

Me: "You're not mean enough to be Sauron"

10yrd old: "Then I'll go drink out of that milk jug without using a glass first"

Pure evil.

[☾ cowboy brainrot☽ @RaineBernard]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

"Put cheese on it."
"It's not-"
"Put cheese on it."
"Really now, you-"
"Everything gets better with cheese on it."
"Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG."

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Hey KFC - we’ve got tons of lawmakers who are too chicken to stand up to the NRA. They’re all yours! https://t.co/UvVIFlWQm6

[Natalie Ballard @NatalieBallard_]

RT if you’re a young woman who lives on her own and a gun in your home would NOT make you feel safer.

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

Whenever I start to question my dedication to creating theatre, I listen to the shows of @Lin_Manuel and it reminds me of what theatre can affect in us. At its best, theatre entertains us, moves us, inspires us, and tells our stories.

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

@HopeKaitlyn @JoeBiden I always need @HopeKaitlyn in my life <3

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

Casually emailing Lin Manuel Miranda with @HopeKaitlyn 😂😂😂

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

"Don't taint the name of eggplant with your phallic nonsense🍆" -@HopeKaitlyn

[AJ+ @ajplus]

A reminder to the start-up that named themselves “Bodega”: real bodegas are lifelines that provid jobs for immigrant communities.

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

Today my coworker asked me if I'm seeing anyone. Like wow, no, thanks for reminding me KATHY

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

I RESPECT THE TACO FOR ITS UNCOMPROMISING DEMAND TO BE VERTICAL

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

Today I graduate college 🎓🎓🎓

[Gabby Abrams @gabbyabrams111]

"The phone does not register the penis as a touch on the screen" -@kellynic talking about her pen