Gabby Coll

scorpio 🌙 | 🌱 mom | ella/she

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

these are absolutely sending me

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

Kamala looking for a VP

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

ok now put @ChappellRoan on the ticket bc that’s the only way you’ll get the youngsters to vote

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

can someone on the @goodreads team please hire me to redesign your app, the UX is the worst i’ve experienced in a WHILE

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

general psa: avoid @FedEx overnight shipping. paid $120 for next day delivery, roomie had to print and drop off pckg only for it NOT to be picked up. got no communication of missed delivery & it was too late for a backup plan.

@FedExHelp do better 👎🏼

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

just got out of a therapy session where i told my therapist i have a crush on him i deserve a goddamn medal

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

do people who have extremely loud and obnoxious voices that carry realize that they’re extremely loud and obnoxious

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

wait so there are aliens now

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

today a gen z-er asked me how old i was and when i told her i was 30 her eyes widened in disbelief: “i thought you were 22 but you talk like an old person”

i am still cackling about it and also taking it as a compliment

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

s/o to american capitalism; love seeing so many nonessential businesses open and operating as usual while the sky looks like…this

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The air quality in New York City is the worst it has been since the 1960s, according to New York City health commissioner Ashwin Vasan. And air pollution warnings are in effect across Canada and the U.S., including New York City. Follow live updates: https://t.co/UCTzptZT6o

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

side note if anyone with a cervix ever has to go in for a colposcopy and feels nervous about it pls reach out! i know how scary and stressful it can be to feel like you’re going through stuff like this alone!

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

hey @BlueShieldCA why tf do i pay you for insurance if i’m just gonna get charged $650 for a routine procedure at an in-office clinic? i truly don’t understand healthcare in this country

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

@TheCurrent @JakeRudh @Nickgroni

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

anyone else having nightmares recently?

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

@Staciaann lmaoooo

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

my building’s washing machine has been broken for like 3 weeks can someone come over and do the 10 loads of laundry i have backed up for me pls

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

reminiscing on how i bought my bike frame for $100 and my ex fixed it up and updated all the parts and then i sold it for $300 after we broke up 🥲

look how cute she was too

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

if anyone is ever wondering what my type is: https://t.co/NC9HzTIdMl

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

there’s an extremely satisfying art to perfectly timing your lift off from the subway seat to catch the doors as they open at your stop 🚊

[Gabby Coll @GabbyColl]

i was at a coffee shop today and the preteens sitting behind me were taking a QUIZ to see which MENTAL ILLNESSES they had and COMPARING SCORES.