There’s a lot of talk on midwesterners saying “ope” all the time.
What really needs to be talked about though is how we whisper “scuse me” so quietly when walking by someone we might as well say nothing
Midwestern pride is suffering through a 40 degree day in October with a hoodie because you don’t want to give winter the satisfaction of getting your winter coat out yet
Since KFC fired me a few days ago... the 11 herbs and spices are: Salt, pepper, basil, parsley chilli powder, lemon pepper, thyme, sage, onion powder and garlic powder