soup enthusiast

I’m not like other girls, I’m worse. she/her

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

men will be like “I’m can’t commit, I’m afraid of being hurt again” and then root for Philadelphia sports teams

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

you’re in her DMs, I’m at home listening to the saddest music you’ve ever heard

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

unfortunately this is real life for lesbians

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

@lucydacus

[໊ @user0000O0]

"fatherless behavior" no i act like this because of my mother

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“talk to yourself the way you would talk to a friend” ummm why would i do that? my friends are all perfect beautiful angels & i am god’s least favorite slug

[Claire Watkins @ScoutRipley]

Here's a fun USWNT fact that I hadn't considered til now: Tomorrow is the first time the US has played anybody but Canada in an Olympic semifinal since 2008.

[W Golazo @WGolazo]

OLYMPIC WOMEN'S FOOTBALL STARTS TODAY, THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🗣️

[Samantha Dudley @InspiredByJM]

Sam Mewis is the only one approaching this situation with the people that were hurt by Korbin Albert’s action in mind. It breaks my heart that her career was cut short because she’s the captain this team needs right now. Her voice in the locker room would mean everything #uswnt

[dani @alexmorgaan]

korbin would have to score the craziest goal ive ever seen in stoppage time of the final to win us gold and then kiss a girl on the field in celebration for me to even THINK about “embracing” her. please be serious.

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

Traditions are fun if you just view them as a generations-long bit

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

@baseballcontext @BroadStGhoulie this is you but hockey

[Claire @clairepalmster]

The true purpose of women’s sports is NOT for women to compete against each other - it’s for lesbians to find their wives

[Claire Watkins @ScoutRipley]

You: hey what’s u-

Me: Iowa vs LSU drew 12.3 million viewers on ESPN on a Monday

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

@thegistusa @stephrotz @ellyhys I’m blaming you that I’m drunk and explaining old PGA and LIV golf drama

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

gayte keeping

[soup enthusiast @gabbywould]

as a 5’9” woman, I had every idea. weird how I’m constantly the same height as men who say they’re 5’11”

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

I had no idea men just lie about their height like this.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

anyone else’s spotify wrapped extra specific this year?