Gabby Boyer

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@shawnagrabowski Anyone who disagrees can fight me

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Me driving: get the fuck out of my way pedestrian
Me as a pedestrian: hit me I dare you

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@robbiesharkey Okay that makes some sort of sense I’ll let it slide

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I need to know if anyone in the history of the world has ever used the sort price: high to low filter because what sociopath would do that

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@__janeelizabeth Mind. Blown.

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Had the same lyft driver weeks apart. How do I know it was the same person you ask? Because they made a point of telling me about their girlfriend that’s 26 years younger than them both times. Not creepy at all, my dude.

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Car dealership commercials make me uncomfortable

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You ever inch your car up at a red light and then everyone else inches their car up and you feel like you started a trend?

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If New Jersey had a state car it would be a Jeep Wrangler

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The collab we’ve all been waiting for @BernieSanders @iamcardib

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I wonder what kind of shape I would be in if I stopped drinking and eating junk. I’m not going to but I just wonder..

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@__janeelizabeth DAMN RIGHT I AM

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I saw two engagement announcements witnin the last hour. Meanwhile, I am eating wheat thins in bed while watching the mockingjay part 2. So who’s the real winner here?

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My heart is melting https://t.co/kcQqyCioE7

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.@ChloeGMoretz that you? https://t.co/ALgoAPDdAw

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@__janeelizabeth To be fair that’s basically what we see too (plus New Jersey)

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Me and the girl in the car next to me are both on our phones avoiding going into the gym and I feel like there’s this mutual respect happening

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I’m watching he marvelous mrs maisel and the main character gets a job and her parents are so disappointed that she’s a “working girl” and like damn the 50s were a crazy time

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Someone at the bar keeps shouting “BREAK HIS LEGS BREAK HIS LEGS” and I just feel like that’s a super aggressive move #sportz

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Don’t cha just came on Pandora and I immediately feel like I’m getting ready for school watching music videos on vh1 on my big white tv that very much resembled an early edition computer monitor