Gabrielle Chote

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Bad night for racists, misogynists, and people who hate diversity.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

[Darshak Rana ⚡️ @thedarshakrana]

The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top.

I said yes.

He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything."

Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral.

His coworker laughed at him.

But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed.

Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.

[Tani 🎀 @yearnforfilms]

little did we know that this intro was just the starting of how he made nearly two generations of women freak out over him on every single Wednesday

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Babe are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages

[Riki @biconicwomann]

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

[alana❥ @bonradsinfinity]

I fear nothing will ever compare to this ep intro

[kat @darlingods]

everyone is sick of him but at least he is free

[gran @djotame]

yeah this was anything but subtle

[kyle @parkersrina]

the fact that august actually slipped away in a matter of time…

[m ✧* @monfilmss]

what do they actually teach in med school

[bree ❀ @chappellofliv]

just remembered he's not real and it ruined my mood

[ؘ @torturedfilm]

FREE THEM FROM THAT BLUE EYE DEMON ALREADY

[jail cell @conradfiisher]

NEED WHATEVER KIND OF ANTIDEPRESSANTS HE'S TAKING... theyre doing wonders considering hes still alive

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK