Gabrielle

underprepared and overenthused

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

*shirt slips off hanger as I’m flipping through racks*

*hangs shirt back up*

*second shirt slips off hanger as I’m flipping through racks*

“Ok I don’t work here”

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

News outlets reporting on the whole “ok Boomer” craze has caused my dog (named Boomer) much confusion, but has also increased his knowledge of current events

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@RobbieD_81 @Wawa Omg Rob I had to legit drive to 4 Wawa’s to find a machine that wasn’t out of order and then when I finally found one this happens :’)

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

The @Wawa air machine broke and took air OUT of my tire instead of putting it in. Now I have a flat tire. Years of loyalty and yelling at my southern friends that “it’s not just a gas station” FOR WHAT, Wawa. I thought we were pals

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@JMR10891 @Wawa THE MACHINE SAID 34PSI IDK

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@StevenJCozzi @fixaflat @MagicEraser 😂😂😂😂😂

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

Also big shoutout to @StevenJCozzi for saving the day by teaching me how easy and wonderful @fixaflat is, everyone needs a can of it with them at all times

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

Also should be noted that a dude tried to mansplain the machine to me as if I was just doing it wrong and ended up trying to show me on his car and he got a flat tire too. Hate to say it was satisfying.... but it was satisfying

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@avesss18 @Tony__Banana we’ve pregamed to this since 2015 and will do so until 3000

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@annaeisele @ChildhoodShows Wow Aidan, wow. We’ve come a long way since the bar opening episode?? He’d definitely not care about eating cake without a fork looking like that

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@annaeisele @martiinedionne_ Literally EVERY morning after dead dog

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@JMR10891

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

Me, trying my absolute hardest to make the best of football season this year: So Vince Lombardi must have been a really great player

Dom: He was more known for being a coach

Me: Oh so he was a coach after he played for the Eagles??

Dom:

Me:

...I’m really trying you guys

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

Whenever I see a mom on Facebook post a picture that isn’t a screenshot of the picture in her photos app I’m wildly impressed

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@girlwithnojob @PageSix I’m so proud of you

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@Jodolax19 I can hear this picture

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@JMR10891 Miss you so much

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

Not to brag or anything but almost physically fought a full grown man tonight for not saying excuse me when he was making his way through the bar. I am willing to die fighting for good manners

[Gabrielle @gabcoz]

@michaelgclump @LizzyLouuWho