gabe1cragger

artist, occasionally | sometimes i do vids on youtube | Co-creator of @IsekaiCrocodile | @gabe2cragger | professional dumbass

[gabe1cragger @gabe1cragger]

If you (for some strange reason) want to commission me to do art in my style you can, but it will not be very good art

[gabe1cragger @gabe1cragger]

@yurisection what does this mean

[gabe1cragger @gabe1cragger]

@yurisection rarely

[Dysprace @Dysprace]

Gru soutient les lesbiennes

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

Gotta be a top 5 worst place to take your replica pipe bomb

[lexi @elextra__]

went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

U.S states with good anagrams

Submitted by John Krumm

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

This is a map on why video games take up 5x the space they did 15 years ago just to look *slightly* more detailed.

[The StoryTeller 🇨🇦 @Abesaint07]

Tomodachi life: 1 | Republican Party: 0

[amy @amygobrrr]

tapping the sign labeled "sanitize your links, delete the '?' and everything after it"

[🦕mox🦕 @MoxxieMoth]

Maybe I’m too woke but I miss 5 years ago when saying the word “retarded” was genuinely nasty and made people look at you like a monster

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭

[zuha of edrtwt @kazuheavenlyy]

why does jerking off on the computer feel more perverted than jerking off on your phone

[gabe1cragger @gabe1cragger]

@seasoneddbagel meeeee

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Giratina🍁🇵🇸 @whtevrgoshre]

@TerribleMaps This is a great way to explain why video games don't seem to be moving forward graphically any more