gabriel 🧞💫

godspeed ツ

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Fun Fact: The Dallas Mavericks drafted the 2026 Finals MVP and the 2026 scoring leader on the same night.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[27. @dimvji]

took a lot of anger to become this calm

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

“Duuuude. Benson is gonna be mad…”

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

me til the wheels fall off

[north number II @kuriiia]

finding out you don't know shit is a very important part of the learning process

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

lord protect me from what i can’t see

[Amogh @guyfromhills]

big fan of whatever this is called

[Assad Bajwa @oyebajwey]

This can't be the same brain that learnt glycolysis and Krebs cycle.

[꒑꒑ @altjjco]

Don't forget to look around and appreciate all the little things going right.

[i am @hotter]

everything leads me to understanding myself better

[worse📿 @wwsyahway]

I live a hell of a life boy 😂😂😂

[dawn @rundry]

Why did Chief Keef want to blow up New Jersey

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

everytime I think I'm cooked God moves mountains for me. That's so nice of him

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

the pose you hit at 6AM before going to work/school

[‏ً @memesbyfavour]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[Kevin Xu @kevinxu]

2003 might be the worst year to be born.

2008 - parents lose the house
2013 - too young for bitcoin
2020 - senior year on Zoom
2021 - college in lockdown
2025 - graduate into a frozen job market

actually cursed