GabrielFerguson

I’m honestly pretty funny but you wouldn’t get it

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Tucker Carlson on Zelensky. He said it best:

"Some uppity foreigner in a t-shirt demanding money for his 'critical economic needs.' We have critical economic needs too, buddy. Who are you, troll? Go away. What? Since when does that guy have a claim on our treasury?"

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Nothing that requires the labor of others can ever be a “human right”

Healthcare is not a human right
Freedom of speech is

Housing is not a human right
Freedom of religion is

College is not a human right
Self defense is

[Skylar 💕 @rawbarbiee]

ion miss nobody ion fw nomo 😂😂😂😂 my life been so peaceful istg

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

whoever put Poker Face by Lady Gaga over the lotus hotel scene in the Percy Jackson movie rly knew what they were doing

[toxic king @toxicking]

If your boobs don't bounce when you walk, you're one of the boys

[toxic king @toxicking]

She says she loves me but doesn’t have my name tatted on her ass, yeah ok lying ass bitch

[ABOOGIEWITDAHOODIE @ArtistHBTL]

Sometimes you just got to think about things like how you don’t want to think about things. 😂🤣

[toxic king @toxicking]

Loml wya lil bitch

[toxic king @toxicking]

Y’all stalk your ex, I act like mine died

[alyssa 🩷 @lysworley]

i wish snapchat would breathalyze you before letting you add to your story

[jay ➠ @flvckojamie]

im turning into ferb day by day ain’t shít to talk about

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

imagine ruining your sleep schedule for a failed talking stage LMAOO

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

she a 10 but she loud n dramatic when she moan so she a 1000

[GabrielFerguson @gabeferg]

my mom isn’t happy i gotta motorcycle. i told her it was okay cause i bought a nice helmet and am comfortable. she said “you just paid $300 to have an open casket instead of closed”🤨😅

[GabrielFerguson @gabeferg]

I’m ready to have a kid so i can see what my dog does when i bring it home

[GabrielFerguson @gabeferg]

naming a baby is hard as fuck. like they have no word in it and they’re stuck with it. and like if you name it something and someone you knew had the same name they gotta feel idolized at that point

[GabrielFerguson @gabeferg]

the smoothie lady at the mall asked me if i wanted any protein additives so i at least look like i work out

[GabrielFerguson @gabeferg]

i think my problem is i’m an ass guy and keep getting served tits