Gabe Metz

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[Gabe Metz @GabeMetz]

@elonmusk is it possible to get a referral link if you don’t own a #Tesla yet! I’ve converted quite a few people to the Tesla family! I just think that would be awesome! 😁@Tesla

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/rPM2yBBD8f Why Productivity Is Bullshit! The Secret Is To Do Less Not More

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/51trMbjQSi Dear Tesla Killers...

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Someone at work stole my last Kleenex....😡

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Remember when Jeff Bridges was super villain.

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Thanks.

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Tweet.

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I'm sorry cupcakes. But you better up your game on the whole dessert thing. There are so many more tasty things I'd choose over you..#sorry

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When someone plays Taps really loud in the office for no reason. Like really loud...

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When your phone at work rings but literally no one called you.

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I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/PyROZwn1Ti Where's Waldo 360

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My thoughts and prayers go out to all men who sport a chinstrap beard. #getridofit

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When you stomach makes fart noises and your coworkers look at you in disgust. https://t.co/SmdnBsAX1S

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Best Christmas gift i ever got was my grandpa's pellet gun. Passed down to my father then to me #TriuneSecretSanta

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Thanks.

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Steve Carell is 53

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That's Gordon Baby!!! #royals #TakeTheCrown #WorldSeries2015 #numer4 #my boy #homerun

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Diet soda makes me laugh.