gabrielle pace

content & ghost writer. storyteller. nutrition and health coach. master procrastinator.

[gabrielle pace @gabepace]

Join me and writers worldwide in the @nycmidnight 250-word Microfiction Challenge on November 8! Learn more at https://t.co/y74FhECmfU

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Join me and writers worldwide in the @nycmidnight Flash Fiction Challenge on May 31! Learn more at https://t.co/UhMTsM6SWY 🎉

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trying to retrain my brain to only put one space after a period is proving to be harder than quitting smoking.

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while you were all watching #TheOscars some fucked up shit went down on #TheLastOfUs.

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you know, i have lived my entire life up to now never noticing that Arkansas has the word Kansas in it.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo.

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@LastWeekTonight can you please give a shout out on the show to the #CaliforniaRecallElection - if people don't know about it and vote, we may have a republican governor

[organicgirl @organicgirl]

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someone in close proximity to my window is frying fish. i hope they die slowly.

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@LateNightSeth please stop going on impression rants. love seth. so funny. not the impressions. please stop. please.
please.

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i miss having solitaire on my computer

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#BanTrumpFromTwitter @Twitter

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Happy Birthday @RealGDT - thanks for the movies

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump just had peaceful demonstrators viciously attacked. No, Mr. President. This is not a dictatorship. This is the United States of America. Our citizens have a constitutional right to peacefully protest. It's called the First Amendment.

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dear @netflix or @hulu or whoever: please let me stream #Fringe. it will make this all slightly better. #ReleaseFringe

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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i didn't eat any chocolate today and i want a metal.

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i just swallowed a lemon seed. i can't wait for sleep.

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more of this, please https://t.co/qBLPatz1vf

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Trader Joes discontinued my favorite coffee. Worst. Christmas. Ever. #firstworldproblems