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[Iraqveteran8888 @Iraqveteran8888]

“Chop your dick off to prevent rapes”

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024.

“They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”

[Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator @NapoleonBonabot]

Cheap labor is the most expensive decision you could make

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Hackers in movies: “I infiltrated the internet security company and connected my hacker drive into it”

Hackers in real life: “An indian tech company set the password to 4”

[corpfessions @Corpfessions]

I work for a fintech company and we’ve banned users from Africa and Indian users from signing up to our platform. They deliver 0 value. They’re painful to deal with. We had one African user slip through the cracks and try to scam us for $20. I hate minorities so much it’s unreal.

[Ben Desprets @bendesprets]

cloudflare: lava lamps for true randomness

eMudhra:

[alin.apt @alinush]

last week, the password of the danish national id system was 123456

this week, an intermediate CAs private key was 4

next week? i am not ready for next week…

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Objectively, the “Great Replacement” has already occurred

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

For real

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

A solution to the fertility crisis doesn’t exi…

[Honky Trader @Trader19731]

Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.

[L e o n a r d 🧊 @Leonard6031]

Pagherei il diesel anche 10€ al litro se questo permettesse di non vedere mai più negri e mussulmani in Italia.

[gaber @gaber1096]

@Matej_R81 @smrecica @finance_si @vladaRS Te INR racuni se absolutno ne splacajo, veliko ceneje je vlagati dologrocno na ibkr, veliko vec denarja ti ostane in ni groznih feejov kot pri teh racunih.

[gaber @gaber1096]

@UrosSinko Če bodo “optimizirali” javno je potem čisto vredu če ljudje dobijo to kar so plačevali. Sicer bi bilo veliko boljše ukiniti državno socialno pokojnino in imeti samo pokojnino tako da ljudje šparajo/investirajo denar zase..

[Rama @Rayobbg]

Elon tiene demasiada poca riqueza, hay que sacarle a los pobres para darle mas a el

[Tesla @Tesla]

Real life, baby

[gaber @gaber1096]

@nisemfejk Vsakic ko grem v lovsko/strelsko trgovino po metke so tm gospodične, ki si kupujejo pepper sprej, ce bi bilo varno jih vrjetno nebi videl 🤔

[gaber @gaber1096]

@LukaSvetina @DARS_SI Ko bo vecina ljudi nehala vozit in bodo to za nas poceli roboti 😊

[gaber @gaber1096]

@ZigaTurk @BojanPozar @vladaRS @RTV_Slovenija @dvk_rs @STA_novice Pa sej se je javlo 400k ljudi ki to zelijo placevati, njim das 2x narocnino, ostalim jo pa ukines, nej ljudje glasujejo z denarjem ne pa z nekimi brezveznimi glasovi.