mike honcho

“freaks and geeks ep 17 1:25”

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

Girls call me shinji Ikari because they’ll rather combine with the whole human race then kiss me

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

Hey boss man, where is the knocking boots section?

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

white boy orders Halupki with perfect polish, surprises waiter and manager

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

pub came in clutch with the piss trough

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

why the fuck is batum in the fourth

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

that pbr hitting my stomach like leaded gasoline

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

y’all mind if a white boy speak a little spanish

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

امروز ما خون هر سرآشپز، آشپز خطی و سوئیفتی در کانزاس سیتی را می نوشیم!

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

UnitedHealthcare shooting suspect look alike contest 12 pm 12/8 in Central Park

[Tommy @tommykippes2]

that's charging if i've ever seen it

[Forecheck Establisher @Canussy_PR]

Get pucks deep, do the little things right, establish the forecheck and play our brand of hockey

[MLB @MLB]

W Rizz

[Otter @SniffinGlue22]

Culver’s

[Jacob_富不過三代 @Jacob_NYT]

A better world is possible
(everyone smashes 3500lb Nissan Rogues into each other sagely, killing and being killed in harmony)

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

@craigbased I heard you’re the mayor now

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

It must be 1996 the way I’m being “Swallowed” by Bush

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

i’m guilty on 34 counts of smoking too loud, bitches too fine, and dressing too fly

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

ok i get it, his name was steve miller and he had a band

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

I be mowing my grass in patterns never before conceived

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

they put fentanyl in my Busch light

[mike honcho @gabevsmoon]

call me salt water taffy the way I be pulling on it