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hobbies include watching the world burn - birthday edition

[g @gabipentin]

Looking for a man who could carry our team in cornhole. I am only good for an occasional point or two. In exchange I can carry our team in euchre with some occasional assistance.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down

[jynx @jynxbby]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

[g @gabipentin]

@ayyypee The way I’m only now seeing this

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

Why do we even have a Second Amendment?

[Afro Dope @afrodope]

Me with a margarita in hand at the fiesta on Cinco De Mayo when they play Kendrick Lamar’s diss song to Drake “Not Like Us”

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

If the sun is gonna black out on Monday April 8th, so am I ….

[trish @ultragloss]

spotify wrapped dropping on friday is the only thing keeping me afloat rn. im nothing if not a girl who loves to be told statistics about herself

[computer @computerforever]

crying tonight again all by yourself beautiful?

[Kay💕 @familiarhoney]

impatiently waiting for the new hozier album

[𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑎 @comfortincaos]

i am sorry for the person i’m about to become (hozier’s album is dropping in less than 48 hours)

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

(Me eating a tums) girl dinner

[g @gabipentin]

@ayyypee I was looking for one of my old tweets and happened to stumble upon this

[g @gabipentin]

@ayyypee Ahh youth

[g @gabipentin]

@LingualLoser Bro sick invite

[g @gabipentin]

@LingualLoser I know it hurts me really bad. I was devastated after I watched it for the first time.

[g @gabipentin]

@TheLastHimbo Bro try liquid IV

[g @gabipentin]

@LingualLoser Heh nice