Gabe

This is the way. #LakeShow #LAFC #GoKingsGo #Dodgers

[Gabe @gable222]

Why is yogurt a great idea when you buy it at the market but a terrible idea once you go to eat it the next day.

[Gabe @gable222]

This lady is watching Tik Toks on her phone at full fucking blast.

[Gabe @gable222]

First and last time.

[Fliff @fliff]

The Twolves when you put them in your parlay

[Gabe @gable222]

I’m so glad I’m not a girl so I don’t have to go to bachelorette parties. I can barely handle the IG posts.

[Gabe @gable222]

No thanks, people who refer to months as “chapters”.

[Gabe @gable222]

They need to have google street view but for the inside of restaurants.

[Gabe @gable222]

“Does anyone know of any good _____ in this area?”

Damn if only there was like a thing in your pocket that would be able to tell including reviews from people and pictures.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The street view goes even harder

https://t.co/W38IsGzUx7

[Gabe @gable222]

I’m an Ojos Locos rewards member now. So that’s how my 2026 is going so far.

[Gabe @gable222]

Just got a small business Saturday post on Instagram. I hate hate hate that stupid fucking algorithm.

[Gabe @gable222]

Raise your hand if this Thanksgiving you had that one uncle that figured out how to use AI.

[Gabe @gable222]

Remember, when every girl’s middle name was Marie? What was that all about?

[Gabe @gable222]

New study finds the seemingly harmless thing you’ve been doing could absolutely kill you one day.

[Brandon Thrapp @I3ranflakes]

Andy Pages:

[Gabe @gable222]

@SlangsOnSports has been an absolute joy to follow all season but especially in this postseason!

[Gabe @gable222]

“I’m having such a great time at the Logic concert this is the best night of my life”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"Are You on Your Phone Texting as I'm Giving My All?" – Logic (Rapper) Stopped His Concert Mid-Song to Shame a Fan in The Front Row For Texting https://t.co/OB9wJTdNyX

[Gabe @gable222]

Where do all these bitter single girls find all these quotes that they post on their IG story?

[Gabe @gable222]

Absolutely none of my bets his over Labor Day weekend and I’m ready to bet some more this weekend with NFL week 1!

We are so back! 🥹 @fliff

[Gabe @gable222]

Dawg wtf do they put in champagne

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Investigation: Mysterious Bettor ‘Shoberto Ohnandez’ Placed $15 Million Wager On Angels Last Night https://t.co/N0oGSOD12j