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[AG @gable_AG]

This has the potential to be your best idea yet.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Did you know that from 1911-1967, Americans could bank at their local post office?

At one point our postal banks serviced 4 million customers.

We must ensure all Americans can access basic financial services by allowing every post office to offer basic banking services again.

[AG @gable_AG]

Southpaw!

[BARNING HARD @IAMBARNINGHARD]

Here’s a QB recruit, Gus.

[AG @gable_AG]

@Rooneyb34 Calvary is coming. Resurrection to follow

[AG @gable_AG]

#Whiffle

[MLB @MLB]

99 mph shouldn't move like that. 🤯

[AG @gable_AG]

@Stormented on @lukenorsworthy ‘s podcast bemoans the lack of seminary level criticism of his sermons lately. I got you, fam.
#SnarkyEmailsCominAtchya

[AG @gable_AG]

That may not solve the problem.

[Sarah Bedford @sarahcbedford]

This is sure to get President Trump's attention -- Puerto Rico's Gov Ricardo Rossello tells @Acosta in an exclusive interview that he won't be bullied by the White House: "If the bully gets close, I'll punch the bully in the mouth." https://t.co/URXxBbBPhU

[AG @gable_AG]

The type with hands

[Around The NFL @AroundTheNFL]

John Harbaugh understands 'a certain type of receiver' won't want to play in Baltimore

https://t.co/N9dFGqqC6u

[AG @gable_AG]

@Stormented asked for a “volunteer with an iPhone”. Church: *nobody moves. @Stormented says “Suddenly I’m talking to the Amish.” #JokesAreGettingBetter

[AG @gable_AG]

@Rooneyb34 @sheabooskyy @IAMBARNINGHARD @DrunkAubie A wave of fleeing orange

[AG @gable_AG]

@MichaelC47 @Ken_Rosenthal 4/82M. 4 years. Go Get Him @Braves

[AG @gable_AG]

So say we all

[Ryan Cothran @baldheaded1der]

Phillies...ugh.

[AG @gable_AG]

@Stormented @lukenorsworthy Now @RunMichael knows jokes. Have you heard him, @Stormented ? You should listen to his jokes and be more like him

[AG @gable_AG]

I am wounded that I didn’t make @Stormented’s friend ranking. I’ve been fake laughing at crappy jokes for months! Months! @lukenorsworthy

[AG @gable_AG]

@Stormented @lukenorsworthy I’m only kidding. I love your jokes. They’re like a party...
A circumcision party

[AG @gable_AG]

2019 is starting with a bang!

[Scott McFaddin @scottmcfaddin]

@gable_AG Isn’t this on your 2019 list? I read it when it came out and plan to use with my oldest later this year. It’s great!

[AG @gable_AG]

I think we should add a Western spitting to our normal baptismal process at PV.

[Jonathan Storment @Stormented]

I'm still very bitter about this.

[AG @gable_AG]

The perfect ballot

[Anthony Calamis @tonycal93]

Ballot 103 is our sixth first-time voter, Keith Law. Edgar, Mussina, Mo, Doc, Bonds and Clemens remain 100% on first-timers. This ballot brings Andruw Jones a much needed vote to help him back over 5%. In the Tracker once @NotMrTibbs wakes up. His column: https://t.co/iw1GUhE5Lu

[AG @gable_AG]

Effective Hyphenation

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

What's a subject you think should be taught in more schools? https://t.co/PL8eXbZJy9

[AG @gable_AG]

There is a gaping hole in Cooperstown where 25 should be

[Say his name and he appears. . . @xea76]

For all the stupid GOAT talk out there. . . I present @BarryBonds

[AG @gable_AG]

@HarrisFootball @DetectiveFisch I knew I should have gone with my “Derrick Henry gives Cuz Josh unbelievable wedding present of 200 yards and 5 TDs “ crutch argument. I just knew it