This isn’t a souvenir! This is a real, wickedly sharp replica of the exact razor the Hitchhiker used in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)! Get it personally signed, along with a photo of Edwin Neal holdin' your signed blade himself!
That’s not packagin'! That’s provenance from the man who made the cut famous!
There's a limited quantity, so don't miss the van (pay link below)!