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@AustinSpurs @MenInBlazers @rogbennett @embassydavies @NBCSportsSoccer Houston!

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Last match until heading back to the US! #SpursvsNewcastle @MenInBlazers #patchatthepark @rogbennett @embassydavies @NBCSportsSoccer #texansintheUK

[Mrs Stephen Fry @MrsStephenFry]

I said Cristiano Ronaldo would score the winner.
Me and my big moth . . .
#Euro2016

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Disturbed. Sound of Silence. Spine-chilling
#rotr #Disturbed #epic

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ADTR...ADTF... #ROTR2016 #Fail

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Rock of the range! What's better? Nada. #ROTR2016

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Words you love to hear when the captain comes on, " We're getting a late start tonight and it looks like we're in for a bumpy ride" Hurray!

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A woman is pacing in front of me in yoga pants with a design unsuitable for use in torture. #NotOkay #myeyes #envytheblind

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My flight's been delayed three times so far. At least airports make for great people watching.

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Maui sunset. Amazing.

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T-Minus 16.5 hours until Maui

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Stuck on a plane with no way home today...awesome... #sarcasm #wantoffthisplane #gonnamisswork #pleasedontmakemegotodetroit

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It's my own fault for stepping inside Harrah's... #roulette #shouldhavequitwhileiwasahead

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Great movie. Makes you think... #ExMachina #cerebral

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Under things you don't see every day: A man combing his neckbeard in his car at a stoplight. Check.

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Ever feel like your life is more arduous than it needs to be? Me too.

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Is there a pill to cure boredom? If so what is it so I can start my addiction? If it doesn't exist yet someone please get started...

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Patience is a virtue; practice makes perfect; I'm always forced to wait. So why am I not a virtuously patient individual?

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Almost run over by a car today. Were I an optimist I'd say, "Missed me, it's a good day" instead I say, "Why couldn't it have hit me?".

[Gabriel River @gabriel__river]

....and I'm back after a rather long hiatus #longtimenosee