Gabriel Abbott

Pastor of @anchoredsd, missionary-hearted, husband and dad (to 2 miracles). Occasionally funny.

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@elonmuskelry hope

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let me know if you have a few extra super bowl tickets laying around. #itscalledarrowhead

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w😊w @Chiefs 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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We spent billions on a vaccine. Turns out ikea returns has a spray bottle that kills COVID on a whole cartload of returns with one squirt.

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The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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My wife called me a fat avocado, but we’re on keto, so it’s a complement.

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I hope we work as hard to keep Jesus in our hearts as we do on our windows.

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@Rayfulosunshine Yes. When your 7 y.o. Learned to make it so he can bring it to you in bed 😊

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Anyone have a couple extreme tickets to the super bowl you don’t need? I can take them off your hands. #SuperBowlLIV

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🤢🤢🤢 = That moment when you try to unclog the vacuum cleaner at the car wash and you reach your hand in the hose and pull out someone else’s dirty underwear.

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13. It’s a new record for how many times we made the Chick-fil-a drive through person say “my pleasure.”

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the victory doesn’t always go to the swift, but it never goes to the person who doesn’t finish

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You are loved because you are living.
- God

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You will never be wrong when you tell someone God loves them.

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Squad goals . @youthsandiego https://t.co/JoIRNwUAOm

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If you really want to make a difference, you have to let God make you different. https://t.co/cNxV7Tso9x

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Your purpose is not defined by the world’s platform, it’s determined by God’s promises. https://t.co/vmZyIdnLGH

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“For where two or three gather together as my followers, I am there among them.”” Matthew 18:20 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏿‍♂️

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If you don’t like your story, let God rewrite your story. https://t.co/GcWL9LU2oy

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