Gabriela Udoff

Politics, history, cats, baseball, life. Texan. Israeli. RT ≠ Agreement

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@mr_dsantos Unfortunately, he’s not incompetent. The plan is working exactly as designed.

[Heimish Humor @HeimishHumor]

Twitter: "Don't you realize that when Jews stop people from killing them, it only increases antisemitism?"

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@_JoeSeppi I just saw this. 😂 I can’t believe you made me open my X app to get my flatbedder fix.

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@Julia_JJ Best of luck with Gödel, Escher, Bach. It beat me.

[Bob Connors @bobc_38]

BREAKING: @TomCaron barely escapes vicious attack by a mountain lion in Florida @NESN

#redsox #springtraining

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@O_C Ugh. I haven’t spent much time there in ages, but I can’t say that I’m surprised.

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@yatinbrooklyn “Fat Bastard is a female cat.” Love this.

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@gjcharlet I’d eat it. Love me some chicken skin!

[Meanwhile in Canada @MeanwhileinCana]

#MeanwhileInCanada
You've all heard of Elf on the Shelf, but in #Canada we have:

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

Has anyone ever dealt with nerve pain in your back and arms when you cough from the flu? Because this is a fun development. 😒

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I love you.

You are beautiful.

&

You can do anything.

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@msyoussef @SpaceCityWX Once it’s over 80, it’s too hot. This Texas girl misses New England fall! 🍁

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@LynNever I miss the easy access to pickled thing in Israel. You can get it here, but it’s not the same.

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

This is so infuriating. Let’s threaten families with less support if they don’t score well on a test? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Daniel Santos @mr_dsantos]

Stunning - but so on brand - from the President of Houston’s largest school district last night:
Wraparound services and non-academic supports should be irrelevant if “student outcomes” (Standardized Test Scores) don’t increase.
Absolutely stunning.
#HISD

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

YESSSSSSSS. 👸🏾

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Finally telling my story, MY WAY. ❤️

11/24

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@jen_rice_ Yeesh. I heard an ad for this on the radio today and changed the channel. Have fun?

[A bear @A_single_bear]

If you are sad, I recommend food. It usually makes me unsad. I am a bear.

[Library of Congress @librarycongress]

Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

[Gabriela Udoff @gabrielaudoff]

@jen_rice_ Upper Kirby, the land of no tots. 😕