devil's avocado

i am a dumb bitch with terrible taste. i will never change. i will never improve. that is a promise

[cunt dracula @nicole__mello]

pearly gates looking camp as fuck right now though

[evie ⚢ @texcritter]

there’s currently a dolly parton memorial service happening in webkinz if anyone was wondering

[circe-pilled @drigbodoll]

there’s a war on divas

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

Tbh August has NOT “slipped away” like a “bottle of wine”

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

“Cowboy Carter. Time to strike a match and light up this juke joint.”

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[on minute 9 of my Oscars speech] shoutout to microwaves

[sara @sp0ngebobgogurt]

Patrick had elhers danlos syndrome tea

[🏹 @missmewhenyougo]

No Im a sad lonely iphone safari tab Im so cold and scared dont close me can I have one hundred friends

[devil's avocado @gabrielbersith]

the people yearn for protestant bible studies à la 2014

[sara @vampnkin]

i wanna reach this level of annotation

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

I got some titles for you feel free to use them @A24
The Audition
The Party
The Ick
The Prom
The Story
The Mistake
The Accident
The Joke
The Function
The Argument
The App

[Rachel ❤️‍🔥🐞 @with2Hs]

finding out the latest disease or poisoned food from Bald Ann Dowd ‘ok’ tweets

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i actually love being the eldest sibling #dictator

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

not sure what the fuss is about not getting Dune 3 imax 70 tickets. You haven't foreseen the whole movie? You spiceless?

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

don’t think touching grass works for everyone. some people need to touch the stove

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

no way y'all finding shit like this on bluesky

[americana spirit @demi666lovato]

i would have allowed a flock camera to be on the roadside the day princess diana died but that would absolutely be it after that

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

god reveals secrets to me via numeric combinations in microsoft authenticator

[elle @sunblchcdflies]

im scared that phoebe bridgers is going to play phoebe bridgers songs at the phoebe bridgers concert