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Retro,🇰🇪🇰🇪
here for a good time for a long time and definitely for the violence in these streets

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@Jasiri_Sierra They will be flying trucks too

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

Make up huwa so they can give baddie type lies ama ni kuficha the lack of shame while spewing them?

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

President William Ruto before the State of the Nation address.

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@tobiasogendo7 @alfredarapketer Wisdom should translate to competent leaders, si kupea other tribes kura.

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@Alvin_Kanindo Masimp

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@Brownie2544 @kijana_misa Umemcrashia sio?

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@_K1R1M1 Zile ngumu za 10bob😂😂

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@_K1R1M1 Uyo kipofu ako na trauma kuliko all those other niggas,he might be more driven to prove his manhood kuliko anyone else, he is easier to use and mould to a refined asset

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

If we learn anything from the activists, artists , comedians and whoever else with a high sense projected morality. Once in a position of power or authority, they do much much more cruelty than the oppressor they were against.

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@_K1R1M1 Statement inakaa script ya dj afro😂😂

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

Mtu wetu bila character mtajua hamjui ask kwa kina toto or any other people's project

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

BREAKING! Boda boda riders began a movement in Ol Kalou constituency have contributed KSh 10 each to buy a suit for swearing in for their DCP candidate Sammy Doughlas Kamau Waweru.

It has escalated to a whole movement

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@Fanta_murithi You will see it in his regime's policy, he must make everyone else feel small too

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@_K1R1M1 Reminds you of home eei? 😂😂😂

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@NjiruAdv They would get annoyed if he said ghoro ghoro🤣🤣

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

What is the immediate effect of a state lodge, Buana stop pillaging the country with wastage .

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

That State Lodge will not even be used by William Ruto but the next President, but they just want to oppose everything.

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@_K1R1M1 @_chief01 @carltonkitheka1 Nigga he just called another nigga a bitch 🤣🤣

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@_chief01 @carltonkitheka1 @_K1R1M1

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@_K1R1M1 🤣🤣🤣

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BREAKING: Electric bike and bicycle prices are likely to rise under the Finance Bill 2026.

While John Mbadi keeps saying “there are no new taxes,” this is what they are NOT telling Kenyans.

Treasury wants to reclassify electric motorcycles, e-bikes, electric buses, lithium-ion batteries, and solar batteries from ZERO-RATED to VAT-EXEMPT under this bill.

Sounds technical? Here’s the reality:

Currently (Zero-rated):
Manufacturers recover the 16% VAT paid on parts and materials they use to manufacture the bikes.
That helps keep EV prices lower for ordinary Kenyans.

Proposed change (VAT-exempt):
Manufacturers will NO LONGER recover that VAT.
The cost will be pushed directly to buyers.
Meaning?

They are indirectly increasing the cost of EV bikes, batteries, and clean energy products while publicly claiming “no taxes have been added.”

This is why you should never just listen to the headlines from Treasury officials.

They hide behind wording.
Kenyans end up paying the price.

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

2026 and we believe statements like can detect explosives and danger from 300km, Kwani ni radar

[Eng John Macharia @EngJohnMachari1]

MEET PRESIDENT RUTO’S NEW PEC, MR. WILLIAM SAWE

Trained for 19 years—nine in Israel and ten in Russia.

Possesses an uncanny ability to detect explosives and danger from up to 300 km away.

Wears a clearly visible bulletproof plate positioned 30 mm from his neck.

Speaks more than 45 languages fluently, including Kalenjin, German, Chinese, Portuguese, Dholuo, French and Italian.

When he walks, he is said to move faster than an antelope.

Can move forward and backward simultaneously within a time interval of 0.001 seconds.

Was once sought by U.S. security intelligence to train their elite security robots, but he declined.

Can single out a secretly armed person within a crowd of 10,000 people in 30 seconds.

Able to read minds and predict what someone will think within the next five minutes.
#copied

[SENSEI JIBRIL @gabrielmbui]

@_K1R1M1 Wewe hukukujia nyota stadium 🤣🤣