Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼

🤘🏻 University of Texas Alumnus 🤘🏻

[Burnt Orange Nation @BON_SBNation]

Classic November SEC brain — where wins against Auburn (Oklahoma State) Kentucky (Kansas), Florida (TCU) and Missouri (Kansas State) are somehow higher quality because the gameday pageantry is better

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@kyleumlang 38-16 🤘🏼

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

NGL these are 🔥

[Chris Creamer | SportsLogos.net @sportslogosnet]

The Arizona Diamondbacks have unveiled four new uniforms for the 2024 season. Sand is out and teal is WAY in! #Dbacks

My story with photos, details, and a conversation with the @Dbacks about the change right here: https://t.co/tQu6WvPZhw

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@PeteThamel @clarencehilljr

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@Doc_Texas Andor already GOATed after only a season

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

You know what week it is 🤘

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@clarencehilljr Any idea when the results will be available?

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@S28054Sebastian @clarencehilljr Kick rocks dipshit

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@InsideTexas Paul predicted a Baylor win in his preseason picks 😬

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@2018SBChamps @es3_09 WeIrD bEcAuSe If I gO bAcK tO tHe PoInT iN tImE wHeRe PhIlLy HaS a BeTtEr ReCoRd ThAn DaLlAs, PhIlLy HaS a BeTtEr ReCorD tHaN dAlLaS dErP 🥴

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@williamlies247 @ckimberli @KJJFlood And their OL coach is now OUR OC

[NFL Stats @NFL_Stats]

Micah Parsons’ stats in week 2…

• 4 tackles
• 4 QB hits
• 3 tackles for loss
• 2 sacks
• 1 forced fumble
• 1 fumble recovery
• 1 pass defended

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

Was wearing that OANN really worth it? Still can’t believe this happened…

[OSU Cowboy Football @CowboyFB]

Final:

South Alabama 33
Oklahoma State 7

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@K__e__n__n_y Bitch I’m older than you are

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@K__e__n__n_y @ABearThatCares @PatsBuzz @NFL_DovKleiman Solid argument 👌🏻

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Top defenses in "Havoc Rate" which takes tackles for a loss or no gain + forced fumbles + interceptions + pass deflections + pressures divided by total plays

1. Cowboys (80.2%)
...
2. Saints (59.1%)
3. Bills (58.7%)
4. Packers (58.1%)
5. Commanders (57.5%)

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@johnricooooooo @DannyPhantom24 Can’t move on from him until after 2024 due to dead cap $

[Computer Cowboy @benbbaldwin]

~~WEEK 2 CHARTS~~

There were a lot of people who wrote off the Cowboys this season, as if they didn't have a point differential over +125 the past 2 years

[Longhorn Heartbreak Endurer 🤘🏼 @GabrielsHorn]

@Bjansen7 @texhornfw @Murph77_41 @mattmosley There’s a 0.0% chance Deion ever coaches at Texas