Geabby Riemman

I'm going to be a doctor without borders one day. Good luck, everybody.

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It's just an aryan attraction

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What's the age for a cougar

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One of the chipmunks from chip and dale grabbed my dad's butt. There's a picture of him going... :o
...not the strippers

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Gabby said she's going to start stripping if she doesn't get another research job

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He would tell all the girls they were pretty... the blind guy. I mean, what do you say to that?? I told him to feel my face

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Wait, you peed on my head??

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If you start to drool what does that mean??

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Gabby thinks full house is sexist. Also, friends is a good show.

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Gabby might come back to Knoxville, so pray

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I can't even think of this question right now

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@gabthots I thought it was sterile

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I was standing whIle peeing... and then I saw that I was peeing on my leg... it was everywhere

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I can't do it!
I lost my groove!

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*puts cat toy on gbby
"Lucy, I thought I was going to die!!!"

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She smells like prunes and privilege

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I feel like I sound like a Chinese man. Like, the guy from karate kid.

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I feel like I could be the next Obama, we're both minorities

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I want to get a piercing but I'm worried about my root canal

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I want to get a piercing but I'm worried about my sinus infection

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Someone smells like my brown grandma