@NHendizadeh @MythicalChef Garlic is disgusting. Smells horrible, tastes gross, and it won’t bring anything special to the food you’re eating. You can skip it from every dish, it’ll still taste amazing #OpinionCasserole
@Uber should pay customers waiting fee too. If the driver doesn’t come 3minutes after the original ETA, we get 20% off that ride... also please fix the map because it sucks... #uberproblems#itstimetogetacar
@ChrisEvans @GirlPowerful__ I wish you’d just give me a hug... 😞 id even pay for it so you can give it to the ppl who need it... #ijustneedahugfromChrisEvans
#earbiscuits@Mythical my first memory is choking and having some kind of an attack when i was tops 2yo. I remember my dad holding me, and ER guys giving some shots into the bootie. Then being in hospital and like hanging with the older kids... again i was 2ish... #momapproved
Today’s kids talk while we’re getting ready to leave the house...
5yo: “dora, focus your mind...”
me: “...? ...on what?”
5yo looks into my eyes dead serious and says: “on poopie...”
#JustNannyThings#KidsTalk#BoysWillBeBoys
I put an almost 3yo in time out because he didn’t listen. He starts fake crying so i snap at him, to stop with the fake cry. He takes a breath, looks at me and says:
“Can you calm down and go with the flow?” #JustNannyThings#kidsaying#sendhelp#hispersonalityisbiggerthanhim
@hitRECordJoe A 2.5 year old boy told me i’m pretty nice for sharing my ice cream with him, then he told me he loves me. Honestly, it doesn’t seem a big deal, but i don’t want to be anything else, but nice... :)
Talking about being appreciated...
i got a 🍔 for a 2.5 yo, and an 🍦 (w/🍟) for myself. In the middle of our feast he asked for a taste from my🍦, so i gave him some, then:
“Thanks dora for sharing. U are pretty nice. I really love you.”
#JustNannyThings#KidsTalk
Fun fact... when you call an Uber, and whoever you get connected to, and s/he continues to drive to the different direction and you wonder wtf... well... some drivers don’t turn off Uber while they’re driving with Lyft... fuckthem... #hateppl#sharedrideproblems#uber#lyft
A conversation between 4.5 yo and 2.5 yo: “you’re a poopie!” “No you are the poopie!”
Me: “Boys, enough. No more poopie talk!!”
2.5 yo: “how about farts?”
Me: ...🤦♀️😂 #justnannythings#kidstalk#boyswillbeboys#lifewithboys