Nabeel thee Pony

I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books. And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[Nabeel thee Pony @gadit]

“In our discovery, Taylor Swift actually asked them: 'Can you tell me that these are not unregistered securities?'"

@taylorswift13 is a real one

#lawtwitter
https://t.co/gSAllnUqUm

[Nabeel thee Pony @gadit]

abused Jets fans 🤝 Rodgers’s goofy ass, crystals-based belief system

blaming it all on a “curse”

[The Associated Press @AP]

Aaron Rodgers suggests a 'curse' might be the reason for the Jets' losing ways https://t.co/meXTmcIqY9

[Nabeel thee Pony @gadit]

bruh

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except that one guy

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Taylor Sheridan is basically a conservative Aaron Sorkin—but somehow, he manages to be even more annoying. Honestly, that's an impressive level of smug energy. Cue the violins and sweeping Montana landscapes.

[Nabeel thee Pony @gadit]

you had me at “aerial helicopter cops”

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@SamMcGo11555547 @FilmBart A great read if you work in metals as a salesman.

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@JackMurphyRGR @An_Hour_Ago please respond

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@EODHappyCaptain @DiscussingFilm Respectfully, I disagree. I think theaters should lean in. I’m going to want to eat nachos out of a T-Rex’s skull at the next Jurassic Park screening.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

mets fans, you listen to me, if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24 hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason

[Nabeel thee Pony @gadit]

@SergeiX time is a flat circle

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we are so back

[POLITICO @politico]

Cuomo ramps up mayoral plans after Adams' indictment https://t.co/1pIICtMzaC

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see also

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

I’m tripping or do Rochelle Aytes & Margot Robbie look like the black & white versions of each other?

[brandon @whybuddypregnan]

tim walz looks like the coach of a mid major college basketball team that makes the sweet 16 and all the black student athletes make him do the dougie after knocking out kentucky

[Funk Butcher @FunkButcher]

Them: I can’t stand the internet it’s so toxic

Me:

[Moon @jrmymoon]

The Jeneva Convention

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@Lulamaybelle This trailer did not need to go this hard. But damn, it did. It does.

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gangsta af

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@LiamODin In all seriousness, I don’t understand why this compelling and heartfelt actor hasn’t had a higher profile. He’s been mesmerizing in @TheBearFX. Throwing straight heaters.