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[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Stu @gaffersagent]

@LucaBrasi625 @AlanJParks All his books are great, the Harry McCoy detective books are a brilliant read

[Stu @gaffersagent]

@AlanJParks finished Deception, loved it! Looking forward to whatever comes next!

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Stu @gaffersagent]

@BBCScotlandNews Incredible headline, well played

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Me when the Mrs asks if I’m planning on drinking for 10 hours before the Scotland game

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

Whoever at the BBC thought Kevin Bridges was the right choice to host a Brazilian football travelogue deserves a raise.

Superb programming.

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@AlanJParks @adrianmckinty Not to change the subject, but Harry McCoy? Talk to me?

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@SecretCicero @ScotPolAuth Aye I know, they’re kidding!

[Stu @gaffersagent]

@putey_pute Yeah… that’s the English caution you’re referring to. In Scotland no adverse implication can be drawn from a suspect exercising their right to silence. It’s undoubtedly disingenuous to claim to have “fully cooperated” whilst simultaneously refusing to answer any questions…

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@JamesBWatt Where can I sign up for Invigiron?

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@ScotNational @Dr_PhilippaW They should live with Ross Greer’s mum like he does!

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

It's going to be very hard for anything to top Russell Brand Reading The Bible for 2026 Meme Of The Year. I don't want to succumb to recency bias but I think it could be one of those generational memes you only see every few years (a few years is a generation in internet-time)

[Mattie, the Woman Clothed by the Sun @cinemattie]

It's just so perfect. Russell saying "this is from Isaiah" multiple times like he's about to start reading, then going back to flipping pages. The stone cold silence. Piers doing an Office bit looking into the camera. 10/10, no notes.

[Stu @gaffersagent]

@GillianMacMSP @spfl @FalkirkFC @FalkirkfcSS @SPFLWatch @scotlandscoeff1 @BlairMcNally1 @ScotSupporters @scottishfsa I think your expertise in football will make a lot of them take notice

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@Kilted_Sailor @DownWithTheSNP @grok It’s 100% not Speirso

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@OldGilles I’m outraged as well… a badge on the ground at the point of emergence from a tunnel… furious people would walk on it rather than pointlessly dodge it

[Stu @gaffersagent]

@khafid100 Worst record of any united manager ever, improved zero players, led a gutless performance in a European final, made consistently terrible in match decisions… yeah, we will truly rue this day..!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Ben Affleck says his Armageddon DVD commentary might be the best work of his career 😂