Matt Gaffney

If you got the picnic, I got the ants.

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

8 years. Where does time go?

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

It's hard to argue with this sign:

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@HauloverDude305 @atrupar Who?

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@RealGlenMacnow Montage of Heck - doc on Kurt Cobain

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I liked the world better when the news came on for 30 minutes and then we did other shit for 23 1/2 hours. Now it follows you around all day like a hobo begging for change.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Funny how that works.

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@cturnbull1968 Nothing says "I have a micropenis" more than this.

[Pat Croce @pat_croce]

Just stopped on the #OceanCity boardwalk by 2 warriors: Matt had kidney cancer & Greg had colon cancer. On this cloudy morning our eternal sunshine is glowing brilliantly together!

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@pat_croce Greatly appreciate you @pat_croce!

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@jmoreno76ers I do not and never will understand the allure of TikTok. Hell, I barely understand the allure of Twitter.

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@MLBNetwork Marlon Byrd

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

Not a lot of people understand this... but you actually don’t have to have an opinion about everything. You don’t have to decide if something is good or bad.

Marcus Aurelius says limiting the amount of opinions we have is one of the most powerful things we can do in life.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

27 YEARS AGO TODAY 🐐
Michael Jordan finally put Dikembe Mutombo on a poster & then gave him the finger wag

Earlier in the season, they had this conversation about MJ never dunking on Deke in 6 years

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

The anti-Ricky Watters play.

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

May 11, 2006: Phillies’ Aaron Rowand runs into the wall face first to make a great catch and save a couple of runs. He ended up breaking several bones in his face.

Rowand: “For who? My teammates. For what? To win.”

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@nut_history People in our current dumbed-down society would despise him / not get him - he would be too erudite for the masses.

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@MagicJohnson Does AI run Magic’s Twitter feed?

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

The most important skill in the 21st century is the ability to happily live with uncertainty.

[Matt Gaffney @GaffReports]

@EricAbbenante You are laughably wrong @EricAbbenante