Georgia Fabbrini

Probably kidding for real. No I'm not talking to you. I'm using voice to text. Yeah I'm making a twitter bio.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Plucking your eyebrows on amphetamines is the most dangerous game.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Someone at work asked me,

"Why do you walk like you got boots on?"

So I get to think about that for the next 10-12 years of my life.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Is anyone actually saying the middle sylablle of 'restaurant'??

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

It's less that you had the privilege of flying Frontier and more congratulations you survived a Frontier flight

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Saving the earth sometimes requires sacrifice

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Calling my husband "My first husband" to add a layer of drama to my life.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Last time I flew Spirit it was a Friday night flight to ATL for $38. While taxiing someone took a hit a in the back of the plane and the entire cabin smelled like weed. Flight attendants said nothing while passengers cheered and looked around for the pass. #RIPspirit

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

If only @SpiritAirlines had sold more eight dollar waters.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

The Catholic Church should consider collaborating with McDonald's and make the body of christ french fries

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

What about all the states put their names in a hat, then America lets Snoop Dogg draw from that hat (the Olympics prepared him for this) to create the picking order for a Dirty-Santa-style renaming of the 50 states.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

This is about to be my "I walked to and from school uphill both ways" life event

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

As an adult there is no dignified way to eat a Baby Bottle Pop.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Guess what I'm reading

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Weird how the cheapest frozen pizza from the liquor store gave me mild food poisoning.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

No wonder I'm creative, I went to a school where Jesus riding a dinosaur was possible thanks to young earth creationism.

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

If the city was on fire I would save my hairdresser > the mayor. Would save both if possible but unfortunately with this scenario only one can make it, and that's Kyle.

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US artist Nikki Root recycles vintage and modern bottles and glassware to create stained glass windows #WomensArt

[Georgia Fabbrini @gafromla]

Will it ever end? A question for philosophy and free style jazz

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.