crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆

honest gag enthusiast. ⋮ my opinions are just that. ⋮ mufc. ⋮ captions are mine, media is not mine.

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

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𝗰𝗿𝘄𝘆𝘀 <𝟑 .ᐟ

manchester united fan. ❤️
amateur damsel in distress.
she/they. 30’s. gag lover. 🏳️‍⚧️
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[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@poop10060411 right when i wake up??

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

yawns. good morning!

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

good god, man.

[Stormy @Kissable_Arches]

Peekaboo.

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@mixadozer i love this for you! 🤍

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

ohhhh god. please.

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@mixadozer it’s an easy thing to do! fill out the application, get bound and gaged beyond comprehension, and boom! certified!

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

so this has 2.2k likes, and i’m STUNNED. this was supposed to be a little post for my circle to know more about me and my page now, but it’s BLOWN UP. i’ve met so many cool people because of this, so thank you a million times! y’all rock. 🤍

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

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𝗰𝗿𝘄𝘆𝘀 <𝟑 .ᐟ

manchester united fan. ❤️
amateur damsel in distress.
she/they. 30’s. gag lover. 🏳️‍⚧️
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[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@mixadozer as a certified damsel in distress, it works out really well (even if i pretend i hate it)!

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@poop10060411 @mixadozer i’m pretty much strictly a rope bunny, but i enjoy speaking to fellow damsels!

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@mixadozer it is! i’ve found MOST of them wanna tie me up tho, which… okay. 😅😋

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@mixadozer it literally blew up, like whoa! i’m happy to have met so many awesome people tho. ☺️

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Marisa Marino @mustbemarisa87]

Am I a Dolphins fan? YES.

Will I watch every single game this season? YES.

Do I fully understand this is a rebuild year and we could win approximately 3 games and a coin toss? YES.

Do I know there will be Sundays where this team looks like it was assembled in the parking lot 45 minutes before kickoff? YES.

Will I still wake up every game day thinking, “Actually… I have a weird feeling we’re winning today”? YES.

Will I completely ignore logic, roster construction, Vegas odds, common sense, and every piece of evidence available to me? YES.

Will I convince myself by kickoff that Miami is about to shock the world? YES.

Will I then act personally betrayed, disgusted, and emotionally devastated when the rebuilding football team does, in fact, play like a rebuilding football team? YES.

Will I bitch about it for the next 72 hours? YES.

Do I see the problem here? YES.

Will I change literally anything about my behavior?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. 🐬😭🔥

#FinsUp #MiamiDolphins

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

someone do this to me so i don’t have to go to work.

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

doing this rn and my head is spinning 😵‍💫

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

inspired by @Bondageguy780. let’s see what happens!! ☺️

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@damselsvault hey, i won’t tell anyone. you’re subby secret is safe with me!

[Mocha @MochaArtCraft]

Ive seen this going around, ive got the next few days off...

I'll wear the gag except when going out, or in non-lewd vc, I'll let some time build up, and start Tuesday afternoon

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@damselsvault it showed up on your fyp twice in a row. you like something. 😋

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@damselsvault you’re being called out right now.

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

@TSBeckyCage oh that’s wonderful!! i so happy for you!!

[crwys. ˖.𖤓 ݁٠࣪˖˚⋆ @gagdevils]

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𝗰𝗿𝘄𝘆𝘀 <𝟑 .ᐟ

manchester united fan. ❤️
amateur damsel in distress.
she/they. 30’s. gag lover. 🏳️‍⚧️
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