gage

Part-time ball knower, trash talk connoisseur, retweet artist

[Harry @hdwmovies]

Watched Toy Story 5. I am strangely attracted to "Forky". He has an erotic magnetism you rarely see on the big screen.

[josh @joshypooper]

forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

I still think about this. Why did AIPAC give Mike Collins $9.44? What happened?

[TMZ @TMZ]

Phil Mickelson allegedly showed a photo of erect penis to golfers wife. https://t.co/XkwtAvBlHL

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

Filled the entire cup at the drug test. The lady was very impressed. She said oh my and batted her eyes

[gage @gageky]

@neet_sol Yall talk about work on the weekend?

[Game Unlocked @gameunlocked26]

James Bond 007: Nightfire (2002)

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Joe Burrow Processing and Throwing Under 2.5 Seconds

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

This is by far the funniest content series on the internet right now i really be in tears watching these shits 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Good lord this edit. Insane.

[HowlingStrittposter @Strittposter]

Gaming peaked when they made weird bullshit like this for no reason at all

[voided @voided]

My AliExpress delivery guy crossing the strait of Hormuz to deliver my $3 package.

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

I wasn't expecting Toy Story 5 to be about Sid opening a secret government organisation to prove toys are alive.

Nothing in the trailers even hinted towards that at all.

[gage @gageky]

@holdridge_scott @chadmumm It was your fault Scotty

[gage @gageky]

@kevin_nealon Do you still talk to Celia

[gage @gageky]

@KatAUversion I took this test and it gave me my GPS coordinates

[gage @gageky]

@rachellacroixs Don’t you ever talk this way about Forky again

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

These always crack me up 😭

[Neet @neet_sol]

why is every job 8 hours of excel or 8 hours of breathing in toxic chemicals