Gage

[Gage @GagesAccount]

@DaneCook I wanna listen to Harmful if Swallowed in 2003 again

#FuckShoes

[Gage @GagesAccount]

@JustinWhang What about Night Star

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Maybe the enemies are China and Russia and not your neighbor who thinks slightly differently than you.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

We used to be a country. A proper Country.

[Gage @GagesAccount]

@canthandlehoff Gangrel
Alex Wright
Gangrel again
Ezekiel Jackson

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Today there was a protest because people who didn’t like a comedy special walked out of their job and got in fights with fans of the comedian in the street. The true insanity of this is still sinking in.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Watch how fast that date changes the moment she realises my album is out the same day.

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Every one of us loved Norm. Some of the hardest laughs of my life with this man. Most fearless funny original guy we knew. An incredible dad. A great friend. A legend. Love u pal.

[Gage @GagesAccount]

@Shanemgillis You know what the new thing they call it is? Dirt Nap.

#RIPNorm

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

To so many people in comedy, me included, there was nobody funnier than Norm MacDonald. You always hoped he would hang around after the work was done, just so you could hear his stories and get a laugh. So hilarious and so generous with his personality. I’m gonna miss him.

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

Reminds me of that tragedy

[Gage @GagesAccount]

Norm and Patrice were the two absolute greatest stand ups. Now they are both gone. Absolutely devastating.

[Variety @Variety]

Norm Macdonald, Comedian and ‘Saturday Night Live’ Star, Dies at 61 https://t.co/AbQqP6H9wB

[Gage @GagesAccount]

@LordCreweKills Section 3 Row 4 baybayyyyy

[Gage @GagesAccount]

@shainboucher @CMPunk I need it

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Screaming “1776!!!!” at my waitress at Applebee’s when she refuses to take her mask off to sing happy birthday to me.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Stupid Cunts.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Just ordered some Alpha Brain so I can figure out a fix for Afghanistan.

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

This will be U.S. foreign policy going forward.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The FDA just approved the McGriddle.

[Gage @GagesAccount]

@markdelaneysays I'll take that bet