Maggie Gardner

I might be water trash, but I'm also...a water human.

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

REJOICE!

[Bob Segall @BobSegallWTHR]

Indiana's AG is now facing formal charges of misconduct. The state Supreme Court disciplinary commission says Todd Rokita violated confidentiality & professional conduct rules by discussing his investigation of an Indiana doctor on FOX News.

https://t.co/N5hc4xPxrG via @WTHRcom

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

Just spotted a youth wearing a puka shell necklace un-ironically. To the streets!!!!!!!

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

Way to go Hoosiers!!!!!!!!!!!

[Indiana Capital Chronicle @INCapChronicle]

Indiana leads nation in maternal mortality metric, new report shows.

https://t.co/4D9ok3qACW

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

Abortion bans not killing women fast enough.

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

DC makes movies like they’ve never seen one before

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

Nothing makes me feel more like a lowly wench than SWEEPING. What is this, the 1700’s?!

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

@allij_24 I expect this to be a very illuminating time

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

I spent the majority of my 20’s not eating pasta and I am MAKING HASTE to rectify this

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

@CARKATMAR What a capture

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

Remains the best thread of all time. Please enjoy.

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

5 years ago today, I told this story and people liked it enough that I got to quit my job and write full time. It's still weird, and mildly embarrassing, to reckon with just how much it changed my life. But it did, so please accept a sincere HELLO GUYS from me on its anniversary.

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

LADIEZ, I thought in college we all learned one way to do our hair and we all agreed to not expand beyond that. Why have some forsaken the treaty?

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

@haphmiler I always wonder this.

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

@jenbabyy You lived with me for a year….you know what these guts are capable of

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

@jenbabyy I’m just picturing a sushi roll baking in the sun and getting secondary bubble gut

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

@CARKATMAR I look like David Spade

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

Breaking out the most androgynous little people you’ve ever seen in honor of @CARKATMAR ‘s 34th! Hope you felt as hot today as I remember feeling in this saucy number

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

I’m about a decade late on this but the athleticism on display in Magic Mike XXL is truly shocking

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

@garryclabes Can we get a pic

[Maggie Gardner @gaggiemardner]

@garryclabes Who’s Tom?