dracula issues

“music band” shirt

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i like my coffee like i like my goodbyes: irish

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me to me when i feel guilty for spending on things or experiences that improve the quality of my life

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interneted too hard and broke my own slut heart

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me when i skip the gym

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live from the shake shack at deathfest i just love it when the normies looks at the metalheads

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put the sad machine down

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seeing the friends only green circle on someone’s stories feel like the equivalent of “can i be mean for a second”

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growing up in a wasp family is traumatic

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i didn’t get into teaching for the grading

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me: this trip is professional development as a professor and academic, im a serious artist.

also me: ask me what kind of art i make i have the perfect meme setup

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*my asshole cousin gets my hbomax login and creates an account for herself without my permission*
me:

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really wish we could have seen patsy cline’s redemption arc

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when the disillusionment hits

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therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?

me: listen to goth rock

(my) therapist: yes

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what do you think jenny holzer’s cv reads like

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remembering when i mixed up art deco and art nouveau and got called out

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me after reading the course evaluation written by a student caught cheating

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just remembered the jeremy enigk and got a burst of serotonin

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martin sheen is so fucking hot in the dead zone

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what you wanna to do on your birthday