Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱)

NJ-born, NC-bred, tempered in Detroit. Aspiring #FloridaMan, but without the bath salts or inserting objects into my rectum.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Fifteen years makes for a nice run. I'm sure I'll check periodically on the status of my account, but for the most part, I'm posting over on the other social media site that sounds like it's related to yarn.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Obligatory "keep the lights on" post, 5 Sept 2024, 8:26pm ET. Glad to see someone has taken enough time away from his ketamine doses to keep this place sh*tty. Why I'm holding out hope for this platform is beyond me.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

This place is filthy. It's disgusting. It's like putting a turd in your mouth.

[travis knoll @travisdknoll]

@gags407 You can come back. It’s safe, trust me.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Remembering @TheRealNimoy today.
3/26/31 -2/27/15 😔

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Obligatory "keep the lights on" post, 27 Feb 2024. so, ummm, Happy New Year...?

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Obligatory "keep my account alive" post, 17 Oct 2023. I actually browsed content on here for a whopping FIVE WHOLE MINUTES. I'm assuming this knowledge will stiffen the nipples of an X employee with excitement.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Another obligatory "keep this thing alive" post, while this joint goes the way of MySpace. *toilet flush*

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Not willing to pay for Twitter Blue. Also not willing to shutter an account I've had for nearly 15 years. My attempt at reasonable compromise will be to remove the app from my phone & use sparingly on the computer. We'll see how this goes....TTFN.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Welcome to the obligatory "keep my account alive" post. First login in 34 days. Last time I was here there was a bird in the corner.

Nearly 15 years on this platform, down the drain. Thanks, Elmo.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

I really don't want to see Takeru Kobayashi or Joey Chestnut trending unless it involves the two of them in a steel-cage celebrity death match.
#HappyFourthOfJuly

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

https://t.co/4X0AbD2Bjf

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

While I'm here & logged in through the laptop, let me take a moment to lament what a flaming corn-filled turd my baseball team is this season. I'm not "hashtag fire Billy Eppler" angry yet, but I'm damned close. #Mets #LGM #LFGM

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

2/
Meanwhile, California, New York, and even GOP ruby-red Texas all saw their majorities of Covid fatalities occur *before* May of 2021.

Lesson: #Meatball #DeSantis is a f'n goober.
#Florida

https://t.co/ZcJX6HnQ78

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

1/
A concise essay by @medhihasan, but in a nutshell: Coronavirus vaccines became available for all U.S. adults on 1 May 2021. Since that date, more than 58% of #Florida’s total Covid deaths have come to pass.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

My super high quality @paypal experience, in two screen-grabs.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Jesus tapdancin' Christ. Pull the nitrous balloon away from your mouth, bro.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Heyyyyyyy guess who just successfully logged into his Twitter account for the first time in over a month?!

Still not working on my phone. Wasn't using SMS to verify, used 3rd-party 2FA, suddenly wouldn't work. If this was "incentive" to sign up for TBlue, F right off.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Not willing to pay for Twitter Blue. Also not willing to shutter an account I've had for nearly 15 years. My attempt at reasonable compromise will be to remove the app from my phone & use sparingly on the computer. We'll see how this goes....TTFN.

[Mike Gagliano 🇺🇲(🇮🇹🇮🇪🇵🇱) @gags407]

Hmmm

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Alex Jones lied to build his audience; was ordered to pay $1.4B.

Fox hosts lied to keep their audience—and have to pay $780m.

Far-right America is so disconnected from reality that defamation suits are a tax their media pays to hold their attention.

https://t.co/qYQneRGd5s