Gail 🌸

:)

[muna. @yourmuna00]

i lied. i actually love school. i love learning. i love getting smarter. i love all that big-brain shit 😭

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[Arafah🌹 @Ahrry_xo]

If I become a woman of few words with you, either platonic or romantic… just know that I've mentally checked out of that connection with you. 🫠

[nands with da bands @umaka_shaka]

I’ve made peace with the fact that I’m in fact NOT a woman of a few words. Never have, never will be. 🙂‍↔️

[Freakin @freakin_039]

Mercedes delayed is not Mercedes denied

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Hii mwaka nimesema "Wantam" mara mingi kuliko "I love you" 😂

[Miss Amazing @miss_amazing__]

Even religion, juu sasa unafanya nini na mtu WA SDA?

[big daddy Femi @femiwys]

after heat & poverty, the next thing I hate is public transport

[☪︎A1 MAMI☥🐆 @cybergodd3ss]

When a fly flies through a fart, do you think they feel the same way we do when we drive past a BBQ?

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

I am so easy to rage bait, there is always anger inside me ready to go 😭.

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me when someone ruins my dramatic moment with logic and common sense

[Huncle Cosmos @huncle_cosmos]

“Your Uber driver is outside”

Me:

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

🗣️”unaendele aje ?”
Me: ni kunga’nga’na tu

[DIOR @diorasfff]

music means so much to me

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Never met a nigga funnier than me