Virginia Eagle

still here.

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

I'm a self-destructive landslide if you wanna be the hill. 🏔️

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

What do I do…🫠

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

Stuck between minding my own business or sending a “hey girl” message. 🙃

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

He better kiss me under the missle toad. 💋

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

Me? Divorced? Ha…thought you couldn’t tell. 💀🤣 here’s to less brokenhearted bullshit music in the coming year. 🍻

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

My brain read the text as he picked up a gun sock, that held extra rounds AND jellybeans. Not a gun sock and jelly beans.

I wake up this morning to three AI photos he generated of “tactical jellybeans” as we deemed them.

If this one ain’t the fucking one, he ain’t out there.

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

It ain’t always gotta be lightning and thunder, he don’t make me wonder. 💞

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

My favorite thing about fall is being able to wear a sweatshirt to work and “dress it up” as business casual.

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

Breakfast. 😋

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

I love that I can go between the two 🥰

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

I can’t doom scroll enjoyably anymore because it’s all just politics. 🙄

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

I think I spoke this into existence…Friday can’t come soon enough. 🙂

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

I just wanna go on a real date. Like let’s go do something fun. Is it that hard for guys to come up with something?

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

Incidentally finding out your ex husband has a girlfriend is a weird feeling. Like…best wishes to the new girl? 😅

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

Coffee tastes better out of a thermos lid.

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

I might be in a hoe phase.

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

No comment.

[Virginia Eagle @gal_eagle]

Idk what this song has in it, but it gets me HYPE af.

[Sporty R. McKenzie  @SportyRMcKenzie]

My wife explained to me that Zac Brown, Zach Bryan, and Luke Bryan are 3 completely different people who happen to work in the same industry, and the one who dated a girl named Chicken Fry had nothing to do with a song called Chicken Fried, and I think I have a brain bleed.

[Rick @thericko94]

It's spooky season and I need a boo👻