bl33d orange 🍊

friendly neighborhood galactic bat - ♊️ - frustratingly loyal philly sports fan - she/they -

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Me: gets mood stabilizers
Also me: is unsure what the baseline is

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

@galactibat on bsky or whatever

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Thank goodness we pay cable prices to have every streaming service so I can watch my silly little movies (three in a series) on two different platforms!

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Thrilled for the return of Tankadelphia at a time when “I hate it here” is at an all time high

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just In: Philadelphia 76ers All-Star Tyrese Maxey is expected to miss a couple of weeks because of a right hamstring injury, sources told ESPN. Full evaluation coming later Thursday but sides are bracing for Maxey’s absence. Sixers will take careful approach with the injury.

[KeroSewers @KeroSewers]

how I feel when they just drop this info casually on election night

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

And fuck that little hippo too

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

As someone who lives in a city where the numbers are not what you’d expect, I wish everyone hoping the south secedes a pleasant get your head out of your ass. The east coast cities didn’t do you any fuckin favors, either.

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Idk friends who need help please reach out and I’ll do my best is all I’ve got

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

All I’ve got is sports now and it’s not even sports it’s one sport and that’s also run by an unpredictable guy who doesn’t really know what he’s doing

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Birds

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Yes

[kos @kostancaaa__]

the ppl who hold the fate of america in their hands are already six surfsides deep in a south philly parking lot

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

@Snuggatr0n ❤️

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

“So it’s all of Thanksgiving dinner IN a sandwich? And they call it a Gobbler? And I can eat one every day all month long?”

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Imagine being like “I’m gonna fuck with that guy” and wearing skinny jeans

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

This is exactly how trolls should be handled in real life

Kudos to Jason Kelce

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Hey I just heard Toni Collette speak in her regular accent for the first time and I’m really shook

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

Every time I see certain people’s family pics I’m like hearing their verbal disagreements in my mind

[francis @gorgeousbrains]

I hate straight halloween what do you mean you dressed up as a bee and your boyfriend didn’t wear a costume and you’ve been secretly really upset that he didn’t dress up and now you’ve both had 3 drinks and you’re fighting in front of everyone at the bar and it’s so uncomfortable

[bl33d orange 🍊 @galactibat]

ALEXA PLAY TAKING BACK SUNDAY’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS