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First you master the hustle, then you conquer the struggle 💯

[prettygirlscult 💫 @prettygirlscult]

“replied to your story” kiss me rn

[Karen D. Lioness @DeadLioness]

Saying that wearing a mask during a pandemic is "living in fear" is like saying that using oven mitts means you're "afraid" of the oven.

[king Solomon @Neyogems]

YOU CAN NOT MIX ALL YOUR FRIEND GROUPS

[Mr. D-Gotti 🥱 @lifeoflatre_]

This is where I met some of the funniest people in my life 😂 hope they’re doing good

[Stephanie Drury @StuffCCLikes]

If a church isn't open to shelter people experiencing homelessness during a blizzard then it isn't a church, it's a business.

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

when someone messages me a minute after i login to work

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[cal? @cal_gif]

Im so sick of effect vs affect let’s just start using æffect

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

the police are awesome because you can be like "hey, i'm worried this man is going to hurt me" and they'll be like "well has he hurt you yet" and you're like "no" and they're like "okay so unfortunately we have to wait until after he hurts you to stop him from hurting you"

[Not Necessilary @Lamotte_realest]

If you got a attitude on vacay you really a bad vibe 😂😂😂

[bri @legs4brunch]

Nah college parties used to be wild. Mfs used to advertise 90s parties and you walk in there and the DJ playing Motorsport

[key. @keywilliamss]

So apparently my two year old nephew has been walking up to crying kids at his school and saying “use your words,” when they’re throwing a tantrum 💀

[👤 @mas1z1]

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “he'll change😩😩😩"