not a cop

made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intention ♋︎

[not a cop @galacticbees]

if u don’t like 2 see me shine then close ur eyes

[🍸 @wildbabylin]

I know Corbin is AI because when Bea asked how many kids he wants he said “3 people” #loveislandusa

[ev 🐁 @concorbz]

got a taumoeba (depression) leak and it’s eating all the astrophage (dopamine) in my fuel tanks (brain)

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[trin @glooomiii]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[not a cop @galacticbees]

at 5pm today i am officially a stay at home mom :)

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Thinking about beginning it all

[NY Finals Guy 🧡💙 🏳️‍🌈 @SadNYGuy]

Make the Mets Gay Again

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 4/26 in Cancer: A cactus. Time waits for you. Little dreams. And a simple meal.

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[kay @kailynschofield]

the mets should start cheating idk

[Mo @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[not a cop @galacticbees]

i miss my pre baby body

[av / mikey ☄️ @andyneiman]

straight up “breeding it” … and by “it” haha…. lestr just say…. nitrogen resistant taomoeba….

[Paris @goodyhilton]

(Scratching my head with a gun) where the hell did I leave my gun

[not a cop @galacticbees]

@SQUlDGAMES oh my god 😭😭😭

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 4/12 in Cancer: Find a friend. Then an ocean. The blue and silver. They ring.

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

Parenthood has made me come to terms with the fact that I have evil and darkness in my soul that grows much stronger when I don’t get enough sleep

[frick @gofrickurself]

Hi and are you out to get me